Walking Around Lake Sagamore: The Official Misguided Guide

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Harry Azorin, a particularly alert neighbor, has some observations about walking around Lake Sagamore.  For example he writes,

I’VE HEARD I NEED A WALKING STICK. DO I?

You heard wrong.  You were told you need a walking SHTICK.  All seasoned Lake Sagamore residents have one. It’s HOW they walk around the lake. You should have one too. Think about Bogart’s dangling cigarette. The stooped walk of Groucho Marx. Michael Jackson’s moonwalk. Shtick! Shtick! Shtick! But don’t use any of those shticks. They’re already taken.  So find your own schtick.  And a nice walking stick, too.

For more of Harry’s observations click here!

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